HBO’s
hit series proves there are few decent men left (alive) in Westeros
This season on HBO’s “
Game
of Thrones,” even as all of the Seven Kingdoms have been
plunged into war by the five would be kings vying for the Iron Throne,
it’s been a two horse race for the title of most despicable jerk between
King Joffrey (Jack Gleeson) and Theon Greyjoy (Alfie Allen).

Sunday night, Theon took the lead.
Waking up from to find the wilding woman Osha (Natalia Tena) had
deserted Winterfell and just bedded him to distract him long enough to
engineer Bran (Isaac Hempstead Wright) and Rickon (Art Parkinson’s)
escape. Enraged, Theon unleashes his hounds and organizes a manhunt to
track down the boys he was once raised alongside — and bring them back
dead or alive.
“C’mon Maester, don’t look so grim, it’s all just a game,”
Theon hisses to poor Maester Aemon.
On the other side of the Wall, in the frozen tundra well to the North
— actually Iceland — Jon Snow (Kit Harington) wakes up with the wilding
woman he couldn’t bring himself to kill as his captive. Unfortunately
for Snow, though, he also wakes up as a prisoner — to his libido.
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“Did you pull a knife on me in the night,” teases Ygritte (Rose
Leslie)
“I’m a man of the Night’s Watch,” he says.
“You’re a boy who’s never been with a girl,” she responds.
Now he’s even more desperate to find his fellow Night’s Watch rangers
than he was before since he suddenly feels like he’s back in junior
high school.
To the south, Snow’s half-sister Arya (Maisie Williams) is fairing
slightly better, having managed to dodge certain death by posing as a
stone mason’s daughter as she serves as a cupbearer for Lord Tywin
Lannister (Charles Dance), the grandfather of King Joffrey, and the evil
teenager who ordered her father beheaded.
The more Arya talks to Lord Tywin, however, the more she gives
herself away.
“If you’re going to pose as a commoner, you should do it proper,” he
says after catching her saying “My Lord” instead of “M’Lord”, a sign of
education.
After Arya corrects him (“properly”), Lord Tywin warns her,
“You’re too smart for your own good. Has anyone ever told you that?”
“Yes,” she replies.
Meanwhile, Theon’s posse has narrowed their search for Bran and
Rickon to a mill with an older couple and their two children.
“The hounds will find the scene again, I’ll beat them until they do,”
he says.
